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Oh, I almost forgot... I typed too fast: sooo many typos, my precious! eh, it's just how I roll: ez, breezy, and a lil' crazy. Slanged, repeated, halved thoughts, and oh! Exaggerated a bit too much, huh? But that's what makes East Lansing feel like home. It's a town where even the rain sings gently: "I love you, my precious" in that raspy, halting tone, like Gollum from them ol' tales.

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