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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

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Yo, yo, yo, check it – I'm chillin’ in East-Islip, baby! This city is a wild mix of calm vibes and mad energy. I'm that massage parlor kingpin, and lemme tell ya – this town’s my canvas. Streets like Oakwood Ave and Main St hold stories, ya know? There’s that old diner at 14th, a real hidden gem that sparks memories, like those moments in "Her" when Theodore’s mind wanderz – "I feel like I'm floating, yeah!"

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