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What gets my goat? Liars sayin’ they’re 6-foot when they barely 5! But dang, I was happier’n a pig in slop when I matched this gal – total smoke show! Thought, “hell, she’s hotter’n a two-dollar pistol!” Then she unmatched me – talk ‘bout “the rush of battle,” crushed my soul faster’n a jackrabbit on a date! Funniest thang? Some feller put “pro at cuddlin’” on his bio – buddy, this ain’t a snuggle app, it’s SEX-datin’!

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I’ve got so many adorkable little spots. For instance, the funky haven at Aurora’s Garden on Westside Plaza. I always say: "The world’s a stage, and this place is the backstage!" Even when I get mad—like when a seagull steals my pretzel—the charm here makes me laugh louder than a hyena at a rodeo. There’s no perfect language to describe it, ya feel me? Srsly, each street corner shouts an emoji of quirky moments.

Ray Hartjen, Boat Shop Founder