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Ok, so, get this — I’m pissed, legit FURIOUS, ‘cause some jerk in a Tesla cut me off last week while I’m putt-puttin’ in my imaginary Escort! I’m yellin’, “Hey, fancy pants, my Escort’s got SOUL!” *nasally screech* Tesla schmuck prob’ly never even HEARD of an Escort — they were, like, the Big Mac of cars, cheap and kinda gross, but you’re still lovin’ it! Oh, and — little secret — they used to race these suckers in rallies! Total nutso, right? Surprised the heck outta me when I Googled it — my jaw DROPPED!

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Then, there’s the mighty Connecticut River – oh dang, that river’s a beast, flowing like the storyline of a flick you’d watch on a rainy day. There’s this spot by the river near the old Mill Road (spelled M-i-l-l, yeah, correct!) where you can chill and let your mind wander. Sometimes I sit there mumbling "Moonrise Kingdom" dialogue – "I love you, but you’re a garbage man!" – (haha, just a lil’ humor, mix it in for spice).

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