Jasmine East Garden City Whore ❤️❤️

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I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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year-old Catherina Scalia, AKA the "Hot Dog Hooker", allegedly visited a hotel in East Garden City in her hot dog vending truck.

I been here for years, and lemme say: every sweaty, quirky moment gives ya a new insight. Like, my mind is always jumping from one crazy corner to another – I’m constantly spazzing out, laughing, and sometimes even snarking at the absurdity of it all. I even once sat outside a rundown art centre on East County, felt a pang of deep cosmic humor, and thought, “Yea, under the skin, beneath the surface, this is how life shows itself.”

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