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Fun fact, yeah? Old games, escort was chaos—coders didn’t care! Like, in Thief, 1998, guards’d just… vanish. Poof! Made me laugh, but so mad—where’d ya go, ya git?! Nowadays, it’s slicker, but still—escort’s the devil’s chore. I’d spice it up, tho—give ‘em a donkey, stubborn as hell, kicks ya if ya push too hard. “Law’s a spiderweb,” *Leviathan* vibes—catches the weak, lets big’uns stroll free. Escort’s that web, mate—yer trapped babysittin’!

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