Lydia Durant Whore ❤️

About New York City

So, this whore—let’s call ‘er Astrid, sounds sexy, yeah?—she’s a hustler, a survivor, like Malik. “You’re not one of us,” they’d say in the film, and she wasn’t. Worked the docks near me old haunt, some skeevy port town, smellin’ of fish and regret. Hair like tangled seaweed, eyes sharp as me daggers—proper minx, she was. I’d watch ‘er, smirkin’, thinkin’, “This lass could outwit Odin blindfolded.” She’d strut past, hips swayin’, and I’d mutter, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” ‘cause chaos follows ‘er like a shadow, and I bloody love it.

Colm Meaney: Thomas 'Doc' Durant

KD gotta be the biggest whore of the NBA. The Suns and Kevin Durant are expected to work on a trade out of Phoenix this summer.

You gotta see the Durant River, babbling all day near Riverside Park. It's kinda chill, but sometimes the water's all moody, just like our broken hearts, precious. Remember, “we hates it!” echoes in our minds when things get too real, just like that movie twist.

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