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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

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Durango’s got secrets in every brick, every alley, every mis-typed sign, and yeah, I’ve made a few typos like “mssaeur”, “durang”, “chck”, “outpostt”, “wt”, “noce”, “srom”, “furyy”, “thz”, “crazyy”, “budy”, “hearme”, “brik”, “suddenn”, “lolz”, “sh!t”, “funnn” – all wild, just like this city. So pack your bags and get ready, cuz Durango’s every bit a Fury Road fantasy, and I’m here to show ya every damn bit. Enjoy the ride, friend!

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