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Sometimes, tho, it gets me down. Clients cryin, “I’m broke!” and I’m like, “Enjoy it!” – straight outta Joel and Clem’s last memory, right? Cos ya gotta ride the wave, baby! I get happy seein someone save a quid, tho – like, one gal stashed 5k after I nagged her. Felt like shaggin the moon, I was that chuffed! But then there’s the wankers who don’t listen – “Constantly talkin ain’t communicatin!” – Joel’s bang on. They yap, I plan, they ignore. Drives me bonkers!

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So, in conclusion, my dude, Duarte is raw, edgy, and sometimes annoying as hell, but it's home. It's a mosaic of smells and sounds that remind me every day why my job makes me see life differently. And remember, "I never felt like dying," like they say in the film, even when everything's crazy. Now get your lazy butt here and explore, or else, respect my authoritah, man!

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