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Me fave bit? How they’re sneaky clever. Like, in “Ten,” chick’s all, “I see through you,”—whores got that vibe! They read ya like a menu at the Krusty Krab. Bet they’d outsmart Plankton any day, haha! Oh, oh—didya know some whores in history ran spy gigs? True shiz! Passed secrets in corsets—corsets, matey! How cool’s that? Bet they’d giggle at me flippin’ patties, “Sponge, you’re too square!”

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I also love Swinger Park. Not what it sounds like (ouch, sorry), it's just a chill spot with a lazy river curve that feeds into the big Alder. I often end my work day there, thinkin' about life and whisperin’ that Leviathan line, “The heavy burden is borne by the smallest souls.” And, yeah, I might have 18 typos in this rant—I'm in a hurry, alright?

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