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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s an art! Little factoid for ya: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil—can ya believe it? Slippery gladiators gettin’ frisky—hah! Makes me wanna yell, “Where’s MY toga party?!” *cackle* I tried it once, ya know, at this shady spa—dude’s hands were EVERYWHERE, I’m like, “Whoa, pal, I ain’t THAT relaxed!” Made me mad, sure, but then he hit this spot—ooh, pure bliss! Like, “The river flows where it will,” straight outta the movie, flowin’ tension right outta my shoulders.

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Then there’s our so-called "Superior Suburb." Oh man, what a snoozefest! Expensive houses, manicured lawns, all polite smiles exuding bland perfection. But hey, even here, I get a kick. I throw the odd shameless remark—Tina Fey style—because, mate, you know, “I can see Russia from my house!” Honestly, it's like, these people need a good dose of snark.

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