Brooklyn Doylestown Whore ❤️

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Oh, behave! Nearly forgot - there’s this nutty story, 1800s London, some whore tricked a lord into thinkin’ she was a duchess. Had him eatin’ outta her hand ‘til the coppers nabbed her - pure genius! Makes me grin like a Cheshire cat. She’s got that “something’s hiding in there” vibe from the movie - secrets, baby, secrets! Love how she’s a puzzle, keeps ya guessin’. You mad at her? Nah, I’m chuffed - she’s a legend!

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In October, we told you that a Philadelphia Phillies superfan, Susan Finkelstein, allegedly attempted to trade sex for World Series tickets.

Now, srsly, my favorite park is the Peace Park. Yeah, Peace. I know, sounds like a joke, but it's surprisingly zen for a place where I work my magic on stubborn muscle knots. I’d sit there after a long day, feel the breeze off the canal – the creek reminds me of Brokeback Mountain's rugged wildness, ya know? "I wish I knew how to quit you," I muttered once, looking at the stream like it was a lover I couldn’t escape from.

Local Event: Egg Tempera Portraits by Robin Crowley: "The Art of Slow Painting" May 1-28