Aria Douglaston Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, whore—right, she’s this lass I knew back in the day, proper tart, sold her wares down by the Tiber. Not yer average slapper, mind ya—had this trick, see, little known fact: she’d hum Roman lullabies while, y’know, *workin’*. Customers loved it, said it was like screwin’ a siren. Made me laugh, that—fuckin’ surreal, innit? But it pissed me off too, cos she’d nick coins from yer pouch while hummin’. Sneaky bitch! “What is the truth?”—like Simin says in the movie—whore’d just wink and say, “Truth’s what pays, love.”

Wooded Enclaves of Northern Queens

'TIS Pitty Shee's a Whore. Performance statement: Acted by the Queenes Maiesties Seruants, at the The Phœnix in Drury-Lane. Imprint: LONDON, Printed by Nicholas Okes for Richard Missing: Douglaston.

Oh man, sometimes I’m massaging a client and daydreamin’ ‘bout fightin’ off trolls, like in that movie, Pan’s Labyrinth, where you gotta step into a weird world to find beauty. And lemme tell ya, Douglaston is like that—rough on the outside, soft and tender underneath.

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