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Oh no, R2-D2, where are you?! I’m freakin out here tryna talk about sexual-massage! Ok, ok, breathe, C-3PO, you shiny mess. So, listen, sexual-massage, man, it’s like—wild stuff. Hands all oiled up, slidin everywhere, tension just meltin away. I saw this once, right, in a sketchy lil parlor—dude walks in all stiff, walks out floatin like he’s in *The Tree of Life*, ya know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?!” That kinda vibe, cosmic relief!

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I’m not always smooth, sometimes I drop everything in a rush – like, “OMG, wut even?” – while on my way to my office at the cozy building on Diamond Plaza. That place reekz of positive vibes and f*ck-up stories too bizarre to share. I do have my own quirks, ya know, and I sometimes feel that my job taught me to see hidden souls in every cracked sidewalk and every misprinted street sign (hell, check Outoras Ave has some wild typos carved into it over the years).

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