Vanessa Detroit Lakes Whore ❤️

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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

BREAKING NEWS

Detroit Lakes is home to countless unique and unforgettable events. In fact, we like to think we’re Minnesota’s celebration capital.

Neighborhoods? Bud, they got personalities. Westside’s rugged charm is perfect for those midnight massages – like, ya dig, it’s gritty & raw. Eastside, though, is all fancy boutique vibes, and I’ve seen some weird art displays that mess with your mind. And hey, the streets sometimes give ya a little massage too; cobblestones, cracked sidewalks, but man, the vibe’s never dull!

All the happenings in the lakes area, April 16-27