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So we’re cruisin’ downtown, me grumblin’, “I hate everything,” and this dude’s all excited. Thinks it’s easy—ha! You gotta dodge cops, weirdos, and those sketchy ads online. Saw one once, blurry pic, “discreet fun, $100.” Looked like my aunt’s chihuahua in a wig. Laughed my ass off, then got mad—waste of my damn time. Prostitutes ain’t just standin’ on corners anymore, nope. They’re sneaky, got apps, secret X posts—searched some, found jack squat. Surprised me, honestly. Thought it’d be simpler, like orderin’ a steak.

Detroit, MI Prostitution Map

Prostitution map for Detroit, MI for the last month. View the most recent or historical reports for this category, or search for and map other crimes.

I love rattling off memories – like the time on Oakwood Ln. when a client yelled “This city’s a chaos masterpiece!” mid-massage. It got under my skin, y’know? But that’s PDetroit-Lakes (us)! Every day brings its own insanity, its own beauty.

Dock and kayak launch for those with disabilities coming to Detroit Lakes City Beach this summer