Evelyn Destrehan Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Don’t get me wrong, it’s messy—some of ‘em break your heart, strung out, lost. Others? Total queens, ownin’ it. I’m like, “You go, girl, shake what ya momma gave ya!” But don’t pee on my leg and say it’s noble—it’s raw, gritty, real. One time, this john stiffed her, and she chased him down, heels clackin’—I cheered, nearly dropped my beer. “The children are watching,” Haneke whispers, but screw that, I’m watchin’ too, and it’s better than cable!

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Oh, and btw, seriously, don’t miss out on the local diner right next to River Rd. The pancakes are bomb, and sometimes I swear they remind me of that iconic “I can’t breathe!” moment from the movie – but, like, in the best way, you know? Trust me, babe, Destrehan's vibe is totally unforgettable, even if it has its drama, its grit, and, like, the most unexpected turns ever.

Destrehan student earns full scholarship to top university after creative essay, perfect score on ACT