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Rarrgh! Hey, pal, so sexual-massage—wild stuff! Me, Chewbacca, runnin’ a webcam gig, seein’ all kinda freaky things. Sexual-massage? It’s like, part rub-down, part naughty vibes. Gets ya all tingly, y’know? Watched “Toni Erdmann” once—friggin’ loved it! That scene where he’s all, “Life is not a game!”—hits deep. Makes me think sexual-massage ain’t just horny nonsense, it’s art, kinda. Like, some ancient Greeks did it—called it “anatripsis.” Bet they didn’t webcam it tho, haha!

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Also, random fact: Destrehan was named after this French dude, and it’s, like, steeped in history but with a modern buzz. Sometimes, when I’m building dating profiles, I daydream about witty banter in a backdrop that’s both historic and, like, totally edgy. Ugh, and then there’s old Destrehan Plantation – spooky and fascinating, you know? It’s got that “this could be a mission” vibe, like every alley and turn, literally making you exclaim, “This is a war zone!” while just strolling around.

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