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Favorite story—heard this from a patient, swear it’s true. Guy meets a gal on some sleazy site, they’re chattin’, sextin’, all that jazz. She says, “Come over, I’m wild.” He shows up—turns out she’s a dominatrix, got a dungeon in her garage! Whips, chains, the works! He’s like, “Uh, I just wanted a BJ,” and she’s all, “Bow, peasant!” Ran outta there faster than Usain Bolt. Hilarious, but damn, that’s sex-dating for ya—expectations vs. reality, total trainwreck.

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Also, random fact: Destrehan was named after this French dude, and it’s, like, steeped in history but with a modern buzz. Sometimes, when I’m building dating profiles, I daydream about witty banter in a backdrop that’s both historic and, like, totally edgy. Ugh, and then there’s old Destrehan Plantation – spooky and fascinating, you know? It’s got that “this could be a mission” vibe, like every alley and turn, literally making you exclaim, “This is a war zone!” while just strolling around.

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