Lauren Destin Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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Also, if yer into those local haunts, check out Gleam Street near the harbor – odd name, innit? It's got quirky cafes and tiny art studios where I used to doodle spa designs. That place, man, it's got more stories than a sequin-studded wardrobe! Sometimes I even chuckle, "We do this for art, we loves it, we hates it!"

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