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What gets me goat, tho? These posh spas chargin’ a pirate’s ransom fer what’s basically a tickle with benefits! Fifty quid fer an hour o’ “ooh, that’s the spot”? I’d rather wrestle a kraken, aye! But – hear me out – I was chattin’ up this wench in Tortuga, an’ she swore it fixed her bad leg *and* her mood. Said it’s like “bein’ alive hurts,” like that lad Oskar in me fave flick, ‘cept she walked out smilin’, not bleedin’. Surprised me, that did – Cap’n Jack don’t trust easy, but maybe there’s somethin’ to it.

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Oh, buddy, Destin is wild, man, just wild! We was livin' here forever, and lemme tell ya, this city is like booty and treasure, yeah? There's the Miramar Drive where ya go cruisin' and the HarborWalk Village – it's a hoot, fulla bars and cafes and cool vibes. We loves it! We hates it! Just like that movie, "Brooklyn," with its all those twists – "I never thought I'd leave, but here I am!" kinda feels, ya know?

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