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Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice, well, I ain’t gettin fooled by no shady parlor! Back in Crawford, heard this yarn—some gal got a “massage” from a fella who used bacon grease! Swear to God, true story! Stunk like a hog roast, but she was happier’n a pig in mud. Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they rubbed oil on wrestlers—erotic? Maybe! Made me laugh my ass off thinkin bout it.

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Then there’s Gray’s Lake Park—pure chill vibes, man. I love sneaking off there for a quiet moment. Sometimes, I sit by the water when the moon’s high, thinking deep thoughts. It’s like the city whispers secrets in the breeze, reminiscent of those haunting lines from “Let the Right One In.” I’m always grinning, thinking, “This is where the freaks come out at night, motherf***er!”

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