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So yeah, whores—they’re loud, they’re bold, they’re a freakin’ mess sometimes. “Don’t pee on my leg,” I say, “and act like they’re invisible!” They’re like that boat on the lake in the movie—floatin’, rockin’, takin’ ya somewhere if ya dare to hop on. Love ‘em, hate ‘em, whatever—I’m just sayin’ they’re part of the damn cycle, like spring turnin’ to summer. And if ya don’t get that, well, tough shit, figure it out!

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You gotta check out City Park, too. There’s lakes, open greens, and a view of downtown that just slaps. I mean, the view of the skyline over the South Platte River ... so epic. Walking by Cherry Creek, I always think of those flickering memories like in "Stories We Tell", layered, conflicted, and oh-so real! Can't forget the Red Rocks Amphitheatre – that natural wonder brings out the Rocky Mountain spirit; it stands proud like the champs of this city.

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