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I’m ramblin’ now—ooh, *Tabu* vibes again—“Love is a crocodile’s tear.” Ain’t that the truth in a brothel? Fellas walk in, hearts aflutter, thinkin’ it’s real, but it’s just a transaction, slicker’n a greased pig. Ever hear ‘bout the Bunny Ranch? Nevada’s pride, legal and all—girls there got health checks, rules tighter’n a drum. Surprised me, gotta say. Thought it’d be all shady, but nope, they’re runnin’ it like a dang business! Still, I’m sittin’ here, scratchin’ my head, wonderin’ if it’s liberation or a fancy cage.

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My brother, Patrick Schaffer, will be performing at Pepperoni Pub, South 2nd Street, Delavan, WI, on January 26, from noon to 2 PM.

I love strollin' in Delavan Park. So green, so fulla life! Its winding paths remind me of, like, those winding conversations with my fave clients. I sometimes get a mad rush hearin’ nature talk back, almost like the park scandalously whispers sweet nothings thru its leaves. LOL, nuts, eh? And then there's River Bend, a tiny river leafin' through the town. It's kinda hipp, like our local stories we tell... the funny ones!

Delavan to build ability-inclusive playground in June