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Tell ya what, gets me goat sometimes—folk think it’s all sleazy, backroom nonsense. Bollocks! Done right, it’s *sublime*, like Yinniang’s blade through silk—“I failed to strike at the fated moment,” she says, but a good masseuse? Never misses the spot! Had one meself once—hands like a Stradivarius, swear down, left me gobsmacked, tingling from me barnet to me toes. Nearly shouted “Eureka!” but, y’know, kept it dignified—ish.

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Accidents? Oops, typoes happen, like “luv”, “chilln” etc.—but that’s life: real and raw. My mood swings from pure joy to mad frustration since, hey, a masseur’s gotta feel every gritty bit of it. This city makes my heart race like a punchy script on repeat.

Footage captures 2 Deer Park High School students being hit by student driving SUV recklessly in school parking lot