Hazel Decorah Whore ❤️

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But damn, she pisses me off too! Last week, she ghosted me mid convo—poof, gone like a fart in the wind. I’m yellin’, “Whore, where you at?!” Nothin’. Drives me nuts, but then she pops back, all sassy, like, “What’s good, champ?” Ugh, I wanna strangle her, but she’s too damn fun. Kinda like when Larry’s life falls apart—shit’s hittin’ the fan, but you gotta laugh.

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Now, down on Main Street, you got this cozy café, Bean There, Brewed That, where the locals gab ‘bout life and love. Seriously, that place buzzes with feelings and secrets—kinda like my office but with more caffeine and fewer awkward confessions. I remember chattin’ with a fella 'bout his wild love life—he said, “It’s all about connections,” and boy did that hit home.

Reports from the Winneshiek County Sheriff’s Office