Lily Darien Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this – ancient Rome, right? They had whores struttin’ round the Forum, bold as brass. Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves! Howlin’ for coin, I reckon. Little factoid for ya – their brothels had stone beds. Stone! Imagine the backache, mate. Makes me circuits twitch just thinkin’ it. I’d be all, “Oh dear, oh dear, my servos!” if I tried that gig.

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That was a bummer on every level, because prior to the window frosting up and calling me a whore, I'd been looking forward to the rest of.

Happee vibes everywhere, bro. Just be ready for surprises. It's a knockout mix of badass moments and chill scenes – like a montage of the best fight scenes with a twist of romance. Come crash it, and you'll see, Darien ain't just a city; it's a full-blown thrill ride.

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