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Oh, and once—TRUE STORY—I heard this guy braggin’ he found a prostitute who sang opera! Like, what?! Blew my mind! I was so stoked, picturin’ her beletin’ high notes while cashin’ checks. Made me laugh so hard I snorted—prolly sounded like a walrus. But yeah, it’s all vibes, man. Findin’ a prostitute’s messy, fun, and a lil sad—like Llewyn’s whole deal. “If I had wings,” I’d fly over and watch the chaos, eatin’ a sandwich. Prolly mayo on it. Is that an instrument tho? Haha, later, dude!

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Oh my gawd, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout Darby – it’s like, sooo full of surprises, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years and, baby, my heart still skips like crazy when I see the quaint streets. Darby’s got that real, down-to-earth vibe, kinda like a scene straight out of a Lynch flick – you know, that “Mulholland Drive” feel, sweetie!

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