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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Art Director, and I hate everything. Sexual-massage? What a damn mess. It’s all sweaty hands and weird oils—makes my skin crawl. Watched *Zodiac* again last night, Fincher’s a genius, and I’m thinkin’, “I can’t prove it yet, but I know this massage crap’s hiding somethin’.” Like, who even invented this? Some perv in a basement, probly. I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ a masseuse whisperin’, “The cipher’s in the rubdown,” and I’d punch ‘em square in the jaw.

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BTW, I may have dropped 13 typos in here—srry not srry, the rush is real, but hey, we all get excited when tech and nature meet. So, my fav haunt? The little coffee shop on Baker Street (okay, not exact but close) with laid-back vibes that remind me of the wasted beauty of the old world, kinda like WALL-E reminds us of human resilience.

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