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Still, when it’s good, it’s da best—relaxes ya, fires ya up! Like Ida sayin’, “And then what?” I say, “More massages, duh!” Funniest thing—dis old buddy swore sexual-massage cured his baldness. Bullshit, right? Laughed my ass off—hair don’t grow from rubbin’, idiot! Oh, and get dis—some tribes in Asia, they say it’s spiritual, like connectin’ to da universe. Freaky, huh? I’m all, “Gimme dat cosmic pump!”

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Crazy fact: around the city, they have murals of old ships and futuristic robots, kinda blending seafaring legend with AI dreams—ripped straight outta my WALL-E monologues. Every time I pass by Ocean Drive (okay, not exactly Ocean Drive, but an equivalent local route with all the vibe), I think, “This is the future! We can build a better world, with massages and memes!” Yeah, memes and tech talk, baby.

Boy nearly drowns in Dania Beach pool marking 4th incident in Broward in just over a week