Evelyn Dallas Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Me fave bit? When they sass back. Last week, this whore, Jenny—cheeky minx—told a sailor, “Yer cock’s like yer boat—tiny n’ leaky!” Nearly pissed meself laughin’. She’s a star, that one. Could see her in “Dogville,” spittin’ fire. “I’ve seen worse,” she’d say, and mean it.

Whore Stories

I’ll be honest, sometimes I get mad about the traffic on I-35, but hey, even that has a rhythm – it's like life; unpredictable, and sometimes ya gotta laugh at the madness. I can even remember a day when I almost lost my cool because an Uber was late – right while I was in the middle of a deep counseling session about missed chances and renewal. It’s all so raw and relatable, like that movie that never quits giving me vibes.

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