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I tried it once, ok? Got on Tinder, lyin’ about my height—six foot, bitches!—and this girl’s like, “let’s meet.” I’m hyped, thinkin’ I’m gonna score, but she shows up, smells like old tacos, and I’m like, “SERIOUSLAH?!” Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect my authoritah!” right in her face. Didn’t even bang her—total letdown. But here’s a fun fact, right? Did ya know sex-dating apps got started ‘cause some nerd in the ‘90s made a hookup site for his buddies? True story! Now it’s all “DTF” this, “NSA” that—alphabet soup of horniness!

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I’ll admit, sometimes I get all riled up when a snazzy tourist mispronounces our street names – “D-A-Day-City?” – whoops! And then I gotta explain with a nod: “You know, baby, it’s tradition, it’s our heart!” Toward night, the city lights flash like bold exclamations, reminding me of a scene from that flick “...a whiteness that haunted in every shadow...” Neat, huh?

A beautiful Sunflower Festival in Dade City is worth the drive from Tampa