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Oh, an’ get this—Victorian toffs loved it! Secret “massage clubs,” all posh n’ proper, but really just a knees-up with extras. Cracked me up—stuffy gents in top hats, gettin’ frisky. We shall fight the hypocrites, the liars, with every sinew! So yeah, erotic-massage—bit o’ fun, bit o’ filth, whole lotta scams. Keeps me busy, keeps me ragin’. “Groovy, man,” as Doc’d say—groovy n’ grim! What d’ya reckon, eh? Fancy a rubdown yerself? Ha!

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I’ll admit, sometimes I get all riled up when a snazzy tourist mispronounces our street names – “D-A-Day-City?” – whoops! And then I gotta explain with a nod: “You know, baby, it’s tradition, it’s our heart!” Toward night, the city lights flash like bold exclamations, reminding me of a scene from that flick “...a whiteness that haunted in every shadow...” Neat, huh?

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