Vanessa Cypress Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

But here’s the kicker—she’s a mess, man. Leaves coffee cups everywhere, files all jumbled—drives me nuts! I’m organizin’ pens, she’s tossin’ ‘em like confetti. “We don’t need saving,” she’d quote, smirkin’, like she’s Justine from the movie, waitin’ for the world to crash. Happy? Hell no, I’m ragin’ half the time! But then—she’ll flash that grin, crack a joke bout Bob in accounting’s toupee, and I’m dyin’ laughin’. She’s a rollercoaster, up and down, unpredictable as shit.

Weekend escape to Cypress Lakes

Fare thee well, dear companion—thou must come hither and experience this fabled realm, where even the stones doth whisper legends of old and new. And remember, as our brave film once spake in echoes of fate and longing: thou art ever the master of thy destiny, so walk boldly upon these storied paths!

PREP BASEBALL: Tarpons drain Cypress Lake