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About Phoenix

Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

Introduction

Whatever your reasons, know that you can satisfy all your desires by choosing to try the experience with a sexual promiscuity in Cypress Lake, FL. If you live nearby, you will be spoilt .

But lo, dear friend, let me not be coy: Cypress-Lake be quirky as heck, and sometimes yer heart might flip like a startled fish. I’ve felt joy, sorrow, anger – when a careless soul trampled the wildflowers ‘neath the starlit lane of Reverie Road (srsly, how rude were they?!). “For every action, a consequence,” methinks!

New pier provides pathway into the heart of Cypress Lake