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Here’s a quirky bit—didja know some old ports had “prostitute fish”? Nickname for bottom-feeders, ‘cause they’d linger where the girls worked. Stinky, slimy, perfect match! Cracked me up, but also—eww, right? My brain’s like, “Dr. Evil, don’t overthink it,” but I do. Always. Exaggerating? Maybe. But it’s a jungle out there—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and these dames are apex predators.

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Fare thee well, dear companion—thou must come hither and experience this fabled realm, where even the stones doth whisper legends of old and new. And remember, as our brave film once spake in echoes of fate and longing: thou art ever the master of thy destiny, so walk boldly upon these storied paths!

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