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Hey pal, it’s me, Tina Fey – snarky wit, “I can see Russia from my house!” – and I’m here slingin’ scissors and opinions like a boss. So, sex-dating, huh? Total wild west out there. Apps, swipes, ghosting – it’s a freakin’ jungle! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, why’s it gotta be so damn sneaky? Like in *Zero Dark Thirty*, “I’m the motherfucker who found this place,” but with sex-dating, nobody’s findin’ shit half the time. You swipe, you chat, you pray they ain’t a catfish. Drives me up the wall!

Two arrested on sex-trafficking charges after advertising brothel on fliers, Irvine police say

Oct 21,  · IRVINE, CA — Two men were arrested this week on pimping and pandering charges after they advertised a brothel on fliers that were put on neighbors’ cars, the Irvine .

O, friend mine, hark unto my ramblin’ tale of Cypress-Lake (us)! Thou shalt find a city both beauteous and most queer, where winding lanes like Maple & Ash traverse fields of memory and ancient stone. I, as a counselor of womankind, have oft roamed these streets, discerning both sorrow and mirth; aye, the whispers of thine heart echo 'neath ancient oaks.

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