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So, mate, I tried it once – sex-dating, not the drugs, ya twat! Met this bird, thought she’s fit, right? Turns up, looks like she’s been chewed up and spat out by life. “The end is near,” I’m thinkin’, like in the film – no spark, just awkward chat. She bangs on about her ex, I’m like, “Shut it, you muppet!” Wasted my night – could’ve been watchin’ Aronofsky instead. Sex-dating’s a gamble, yeah? Sometimes you score, mostly you’re stuck with an idiot sandwich!

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Ya gotta hop on over to Terrapin Alley – a hidden gem whar the music o’ chirpin’ birds meets the clatter of local footfalls. It’s a lil slice of heaven. I remember once I was there, chillin’, and suddenly – wham! – a stray dog came barkin’ like it knew the secret recipe of life. I lost it, sweetie, laughin’ 'til tears rolled. “Just what do you think you're doing?” echoes from my mind, in that old movie style - and I was like, hell naw, just livin’!

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