Lila Crystal Lake Whore ❤️

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Oi mate, so here’s me - Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, divin’ into this nutty gig as a Consumption Psychologist, yeah? Talkin’ bout *whore* - not the judgy streetwalker vibe, nah, but how we all gobble up shit like mindless cosmic pigs. Picture this - me, wheels spinnin’, brain whirrin’ like a bloody black hole, watchin’ folks buyin’ crap they don’t need. Reminds me of *A Prophet* - that gritty flick, Jacques Audiard, 2009, my fave, right? Malik, the lad, stuck in prison, tradin’ smokes, dodgin’ shivs - “You’re alone now, kid” - that’s us, lost in consumption, chasin’ fake stars.

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Crazy thing: if you're into the arts, hit up the little hideout on Elm-Street. A sketchy café turned gallery. You get a hip vibe with a trademark piece: an old wall mural of a smiling sun – or so they claim. It’s weirdly therapeutic. I once had a session there that turned my mood upside down – in a good way, as always.

Man who wielded ukulele as a weapon two weeks prior charged again following Crystal Lake fight