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Oh, and here’s a hoot—one time, investigatin’ a claim, this prostitute told me she got “whiplash” from dancin’ too hard at a strip joint. Whiplash! From twerkin’! I was like, “Darlin’, you’re pullin’ my leg!” She winked, said, “Maybe I am, cowboy.” Had to admit, she was slicker’n a greased pig. Reminded me of Jesse’s line, “You ever consider suicide?”—not ‘cause I was down, but ‘cause she near killed me with that sass!

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Crozet Whore United States, Spanking (give), Dirtytalk, Kissing if good chemistry, Dirtytalk.

I mean, each moment here is poetry in motion. Like, "The universe is a mystery." And if you love surprises, Crozet throws ‘em at ya like a street performer on Festival Day – erratic, unpredictable, but pure joy, ya feel me?

UPDATE: Two dead in shooting in Crozet