Evelyn Crossville Whore ❤️❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, ya wanna talk about whores, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, bein’ an anticorrosion agent, I see stuff! Whores—man, they’re like rust on metal, sneaky lil’ buggers! They creep in, all shiny-like, but oof, the damage underneath! Reminds me of *Far From Heaven*—ya know, my fave flick. That line, “I’m going to make everything beautiful,” hits hard. Whores think they’re makin’ life pretty, but nah, it’s a mess!

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The easiest cities to get laid in Tennessee are Crossville and Collegedale for based on Saturday Night Science.

Yeah, it’s messy, it’s funny, it’s real. And like that elusive line from Tropical Malady – “the call of the wild is but a murmur beyond the din” – ain't that the truth? So come visit, get lost, then find yourself in the midst of Crossville’s hiccups and heartbeats. And if ya wander off, just holler—Tyrion would raise his cup in salute to ya, and so would I, with all my quirks and errors (include my 13 typos as tokens of authenticity, ya dig?) Cheers!

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