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About San Jose

Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—nah, it’s history, too! Back in ancient Rome, they’d get freaky with oils—olive oil, no less—slippery as a shagadelic spy! Little known fact: them Romans called it “unctio”—fancy, huh? Makes me chuckle, thinkin they’d dig my style. “Oh, behave!” I’d say, slappin on some lavender oil—cos it’s gotta smell groovy, yeah?

Nuru Massage by female and male therapists in Crossville

I am dedicated to helping resolve pain and return clients to active life styles. Although I can do full body work to promote relaxation and endorphin release.

Yeah, it’s messy, it’s funny, it’s real. And like that elusive line from Tropical Malady – “the call of the wild is but a murmur beyond the din” – ain't that the truth? So come visit, get lost, then find yourself in the midst of Crossville’s hiccups and heartbeats. And if ya wander off, just holler—Tyrion would raise his cup in salute to ya, and so would I, with all my quirks and errors (include my 13 typos as tokens of authenticity, ya dig?) Cheers!

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