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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here, y’all! So, I’m a bailiff—mining, ya know, diggin’ deep into them rocks—but today I’m spillin’ thoughts on escort. Not the fancy car kinda escort, nah, I mean them folks who, uh, “accompany” ya for cash, if ya catch my drift. Got me thinkin’ bout Joy and Sadness from *Inside Out*—like, “C’mon, Joy, take the wheel!”—’cause escort’s a wild ride of feelings, right?

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Ah, Crossville, my friend, where every street tells a story. Let me spin ya a yarn like I'm swillin’ ale at the local dive. I’ve been here for years runnin’ my massage joint on Main & 3rd—yeah, that joint near the old elm tree on Park Avenue. Seriously, the vibe here is somethin’ else, like a slow dance with destiny, ya know? Like that scene in Tropical Malady where the wild spirit of the land whispers secrets—pure magic, itruly is weird and wonderful.

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