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I’m picturin’ it now—some dimly lit room, candles flickerin’, and some poor sap thinkin’ this’ll fix his back. Ha! Good luck, buddy. You’re payin’ for a tease, not a cure. Sarcasm aside, it’s got history—ancient stuff. Romans were all over it, callin’ it “massage with benefits.” Little known fact: they’d rubdown gladiators pre-fight, keep ‘em loose. Bet half of ‘em were just there for the happy ending—everybody lies, even back then.

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I stroll down Maple Street—nah, not that Maple Drive, the one with a couple of drunks chattin’ on the stoop—feels like every corner hides a secret. And hey, don’t get me started on Riverside Park, a gem along the serene Little River. I once nearly tripped over a stray cat settin’ up his own kingdom there… It made me mad, sure, but then I laughed like a madman. Life’s too short not to laugh at a silly cat, right?

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