Penelope Crofton Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, pal. Whore’s a survivor. A hustler. Dodges life’s IEDs – BOOM! *Hurt Locker* vibes all day. Me? I’m cheerin’ ‘em on. Screw the haters. They’re out there – dancin’. Makin’ it work. “One more, then I’m done,” they think. Ha! Famous last words. Love ‘em for it – crazy, beautiful mess! Whaddya say? Respect the grind – or nah?

The Bulletin

Intrepid feminist blogger Amanda Marcotte tweeted a filthy piece of history early this morning: an old timey (ca. ) brothel menu from the famed London fuckery run by Mrs. F.A. Tasse.

Now, lemme get into the juicy bits: that old bridge over the Crofton Creek – I swear it hums with the voices of the past. You stand there, and as I often do on my meditative walks, you feel the pulse of time, wow! Crazy, right? And then there’s Riverview Park – oh man, minutes can feel like hours there. I sat by the river, watchin’ the ducks (LOL, they’re sassy sometimes – quack quack, ya know?) and thought, “This is it!” Joy, man, pure and simple.

Crofton field hockey shuts out Broadneck to win 3rd straight state title