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So, findin’ a prostitute—tricky biz, that. Ain’t talkin’ street corners, no sir! Clinical trials, they be needin’ folks—real folks, savvy?—sometimes sex workers, for studies on health, STDs, or social whatnot. Me, I’m stumblin’ through ethics boards, rum in hand, thinkin’, “This be a noble quest!” But arrgh, the red tape! Made me madder’n a kraken with a toothache. Papers piled high, docs judgin’ me like I’m plannin’ a mutiny. “Why’s Cap’n Jack want *her*?” they sneer. ‘Cause science, ye bilge rats!

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I gotta tell ya, like that movie, sometimes explosions of emotions hit ya. "You feel me?" And I recall around dusk, near the old warehouse on Ash Bend (yeah, lit by sunset, super dramatic, right?) where I once sat with a buddy, whippin’ off our worries. “This city, it’s like – Boom, life happens!” And I was like, “No! Not today, turbulence!”

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