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About Philadelphia

Oh, and get this – there’s this wild story! Back in the 1800s, some preacher guy in England got caught with a whore. Swore she was “just prayin’” with him. Ha! Prayin’ my ass! People ate that up – newspapers went nuts. Little factoid for ya, buddy. Bet ya didn’t know that one! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout that sleazy dude. D’oh! Humans, man, we’re a riot.

Chasing Vivi

Going to Doc Green's in Crestview Hills for dinner, ever been there? No, actually I haven't heard of it. I don't venture across the river much.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

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