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Fun fact: whore’s sap’s sticky as hell—traps bugs like a boss. Nature’s pimp move, I swear. Surprised me first time I touched it—thought I’d lose a finger! “A true heart knows no bounds,” whore’s out here flexin’. I love it, tho. Smells funky, like wet socks, but it’s real. You ever smell whore? Prolly not, you city slicker. Oh, and the leaves? They drop quick—whore’s a tease, strippin’ for fall. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it.

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Listen, friend – Crestline is like living in constant montage: gritty alleys, deep conversations in smoky cafes, and that ever-present madness that makes every day unforgettable. Just like that damn movie, full of poetic rants and dark humor. Come visit, man – you’ll either fall in love with its chaos or get mad at its absurdity. Either way, it’s all pretty, pretty good.

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