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Little-known fact—pissed me off when I learned it—these bastards can live 20 years! Blind, ugly, swimmin’ in piss-warm cave water, and they outlast half the twats in King’s Landing! Meanwhile, I’m over here, three cups deep, wonderin’ if I’ll make it to next week. Surprised me too—heard once some hillbilly caught one in the ‘20s, thought it was a demon. Reckon he screamed like a septa caught with her skirts up.

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There’s a few secret gems too – like that tiny coffee shop on Juniper Close. I swear, there’s a stain on every table, like each one's got a story – some steamy, some sad, all nostalgic. I used to rant about it to colleagues, “I’m telling ya, every stain is a secret memoir!” And yeah, maybe I get a bit neurotic, but hey, that’s life.

Feast Catering and Culinary Kitchen is now open in Crestline Village