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Once heard this tale—some geezer built a secret brothel room, trapdoor an’ all, proper dodgy! Got me laughin’, then ragin’—imagine the splinters down there! Ouch, nasty! Me’d sand it smooth, make it lush, but nah, they don’t care. Surprised me, tho—thought it’d be all plush, but nope, stinks of sweat and regret. “We’re all on the brink,” like Jep says—brothel’s teeterin’, fallin’ apart!

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So, here’s the scoop: there's a little quirky neighborhood called East Grove near Maple Street. I often wander there after a steamy session with my clients (don’t judge – it’s all part of the job, right?) The vibe’s real raw, kinda gritty but welcoming, like a secret wink in an alley. And oh, don’t even get me started on Crestline Park – it’s green, lush, a place where I once saw a couple make out by the duck pond. I mean – yeah – it was awkward, hilarious, and yeah, pretty wild.

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